When you enter the Lions Den, it's best not to go empty-handed or you'll probably leave that way

Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: the truly creative and the truly medicated

I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses

Having a life expectancy is just part of being self-entitled

If Life flashes before your eyes just before you die....mine will be wearing a trench coat

It doesn't really matter if you're right wing or left wing....as long you're delicious

Do the thing you fear, and the death of your underwear is certain

Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned

Don't take me under your wing and tell me that scent is duck sauce